Season 12

Preview
S12E01
Tonsil Trouble
After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
Air Date March 12, 2008
S12E02
Britney's New Look
While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys.
Air Date March 19, 2008
S12E03
Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.
Air Date March 26, 2008
S12E04
Canada on Strike
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Air Date April 2, 2008
S12E05
Eek, A Penis!
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Air Date April 9, 2008
S12E06
Over Logging
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
Air Date April 16, 2008
S12E07
Super Fun Time
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Air Date April 23, 2008
S12E08
The China Probrem
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland.
Air Date October 8, 2008
S12E09
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
Air Date October 15, 2008
S12E10
Pandemic
The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
Air Date October 22, 2008
S12E11
Pandemic 2: The Startling
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
Air Date October 29, 2008
S12E12
About Last Night...
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Air Date November 5, 2008
S12E13
Elementary School Musical
Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.
Air Date November 12, 2008
S12E14
The Ungroundable
Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
Air Date November 19, 2008