Season 13

Preview
S13E01
The Ring
Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.
Air Date March 11, 2009
S13E02
The Coon
“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.
Air Date March 18, 2009
S13E03
Margaritaville
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in.
Air Date March 25, 2009
S13E04
Eat, Pray, Queef
Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.
Air Date April 1, 2009
S13E05
Fishsticks
Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows.
Air Date April 8, 2009
S13E06
Pinewood Derby
Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
Air Date April 15, 2009
S13E07
Fatbeard
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
Air Date April 22, 2009
S13E08
Dead Celebrities
Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.
Air Date October 7, 2009
S13E09
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl.
Air Date October 14, 2009
S13E10
W.T.F.
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.
Air Date October 21, 2009
S13E11
Whale Whores
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day.
Air Date October 28, 2009
S13E12
The F Word
Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.
Air Date November 4, 2009
S13E13
Dances With Smurfs
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
Air Date November 11, 2009
S13E14
Pee
Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.
Air Date November 18, 2009