Season 16

Preview
S16E01
Reverse Cowgirl
One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
Air Date March 14, 2012
S16E02
Cash for Gold
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
Air Date March 21, 2012
S16E03
Faith Hilling
Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.
Air Date March 28, 2012
S16E04
Jewpacabra
South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt.
Air Date April 4, 2012
S16E05
Butterballs
Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.
Air Date April 11, 2012
S16E06
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
Air Date April 18, 2012
S16E07
Cartman Finds Love
There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had.
Air Date April 25, 2012
S16E08
Sarcastaball
Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.
Air Date September 26, 2012
S16E09
Raising the Bar
Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right.
Air Date October 3, 2012
S16E10
Insecurity
The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.
Air Date October 10, 2012
S16E11
Going Native
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Air Date October 17, 2012
S16E12
A Nightmare on Face Time
The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.
Air Date October 24, 2012
S16E13
A Scause for Applause
Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed.
Air Date October 31, 2012
S16E14
Obama Wins!
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Air Date November 7, 2012